Arkie-ology

Dateline Stuttgart, Arkansas -- Arkieologists meeting at the Wild Life Bar & Grill revealed a recent discovery that may undermine all previous historical evidence about Easter Island in the South Pacific.

Southeast Arkansas may replace the volcanic island as one of the most baffling historical discoveries. Easter Island has been called one of the most remote places on earth since it's about 2,000 miles from the nearest population centers of Tahiti and Chile.

Stuttgart is best known as the Duck Capital of the World -- until now. A survey of Bud and Miller patrons seated near the bartender were heard to be taunting one another. One group was chanting, "Looks Great". The other responded, "Less Chilling".

DeeJay Tracy McKay, a.k.a. Hollywood Gunner, conducted the survey. He stood tall and broad between the groups (well, maybe not tall) and posed the question that will reverberate through time, "What?".

"They found it on the prairie," one excited Bud expert said.

"What?" the Gunner responded.

A Milleraficianado chimed in, "Down there on that quarter acre where we can't plant rice."

"What?" Gunner persistently posed.

"Them prehistoric statues," the bar patrons answered.

"What statues," Gunner responded with a different question.

"Here, Mr. DeeJay. Look at this picture."

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